I sense many hot days in my future

So I just realized this: If I join the Army, I will go to Fort Benning, Georgia. It's hot, 90 degrees with 900% humidity. Then back over to Ft. Cambel. Just the same. Then back for infantry and pre-Ranger school stuff. Then Ranger school in there, and florida, which are about the same. Then from there, I'll probably go to SERE in the desert/mountains in order to do that. Then probably to Iraq or Afghanistan.

Then back and forth between there, New Mexico, then to like, Fort Bragg for SF after a while, then probably back to the figgin middle east. Then to NM, and where ever they do the Florida tropical training. Then after that, back over to the bahamas or something like that, still hot. I will hate all of that freakin heat. UGH. So much heat...I
I'm so freaking retiring to Alaska or some cold shit like that.
OR COLORADO. It snows a lot up there. o.o

I sense there are many hot days in my future. Hot in rounds and hot in temperature.

Oh and freaking sandy also. Just sand and dust. Everywhere. In my butt, in my eyes, in my water. I'll be like Jarhead, puking freaking sand.

While on a search for that video, I came across this. Then this. Then zis.

AND FINALLY THIS

I lol'd. Hard.

And holy shit, really? I'm buying this.

Also:

1.	POG	251 up, 84 down
	buy pog mugs, tshirts and magnets 1) People Other than Grunts (US Army Infantry) or 2) Permanently On the Ground (US Air Force, US Naval Aviation and US Army Aviation). A POG sits cluless while Operators execute the mission. "Fuckin' POG!" "That POG almost got us killed!"